Who there, commie! There’s just one God and his only job is to kiss my forehead and pat my hair and tell me I’m a good boy and everything is His plan and it’s all going to be safe and okay and I’ll get to live with him in Cozytown before everything is destroyed.
“Lefties aren’t scared enough about real world issues like what happens when boys kiss. It’s due to their diminished amygdala.”
Lefties gesture to entire planet on fire.
“Typical leftist fear mongering!”
Remember folks, it’s not conservatives’ fault they deny climate change, they’re biologically predisposed to be too afraid to handle it.
Conservatives maybe physically diffrent, but also being physically predisposed doesn’t mean you get to harm everyone in asking for accommodation.
Great observation
Have you considered the planet is on fire because the gods are angry because not enough boys are kissing?
Who there, commie! There’s just one God and his only job is to kiss my forehead and pat my hair and tell me I’m a good boy and everything is His plan and it’s all going to be safe and okay and I’ll get to live with him in Cozytown before everything is destroyed.
Yes, and that God is Flameo, God of kissing boys and fires