zero_gravitas@aussie.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agoTrump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’www.independent.co.ukexternal-linkmessage-square97fedilinkarrow-up1550arrow-down120
arrow-up1530arrow-down1external-linkTrump team fires back at claims that ex-president ‘smells’www.independent.co.ukzero_gravitas@aussie.zone to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 months agomessage-square97fedilink
minus-squarerosymindlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down1·edit-211 months agoOk, now I have to take a crack at it. Jingle bells, Donald Trump smells, Pro-se-cute him all the way! Oh, whata time It is to live! Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say! Hey! Can anyone else improve this?
minus-squareBlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·edit-211 months agoJingle Bells Donald smells Jai-l all the way What a time To be a live Let’s lit-i-gate him away Hey! Rolls off the tongue better. I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.
minus-squarerosymindlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·11 months agoAgreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults
minus-squareYeetPics@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3arrow-down2·11 months agoThank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.
minus-squareEmpricorn@feddit.nllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down1·11 months agoHey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them…?
minus-squarerosymindlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 months agoI recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don’t get it wrong!
Ok, now I have to take a crack at it.
Jingle bells,
Donald Trump smells,
Pro-se-cute him all the way!
Oh, whata time
It is to live!
Let’s li-ti-gate all he has to say!
Hey!
Can anyone else improve this?
Jingle Bells
Donald smells
Jai-l all the way
What a time
To be a live
Let’s lit-i-gate him away
Hey!
Rolls off the tongue better.
I feel like the litigate needs an easier word.
Agreed. Or a different line all together! I was trying to go with a justicey feel instead of just insults
Thank you for pushing through the wall. I couldn’t find the energy myself.
Hey. Syllables: may I introduce you to them…?
I recommend that you try to improve the world with correction instead of (only) criticism. See something misspelled? Post the correct spelling! See some syllables that are off? Fix 'em so that others don’t get it wrong!