The throne, John, “sitting down”, “dropping cargo” are rather harmless examples. I have marked this NSFW as a precaution. 🫣

Do your best and your worst.

  • Bono is a TWAT@lemmy.worldEnglish
    9·
    1 year ago

    I read a while back at the other site that we’ve all flocked away from. This person’s first language was clearly not English, though I have no idea what it was.

    Anyway, he direct translated what is commonly said in his language and I found it hilarious.

    Drum roll please…

    “I needed to empty my ass”.

    • gharmonica@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7·
      1 year ago

      I’m my local dialect of Arabic we say some hilarious expressions for peeing including:

      I’m going to fly some water (like flying a kite)
      I’m answering nature’s call
      I’m paying the judge.

      My favorite term for pooping in nature when we go hiking was:

      Planting a mine