Good evening comrades. As you might know, one of the first victims of Reddit’s sub purge was r/shoplifting, a space dedicated to tips and strategy for nicking things from big-box stores. While of course this is illegal under Capitalist law, the fact remains that Capitalist law itself is highly unethical and abusive, especially to the poor and working class - as a result, theft from massive megacorps like Walmart and Target is not only justified, it’s actually better than giving them monetary support. Here, the community is resurrected - use it as you see fit, though always with an eye to protecting your own safety and solidarity.
One time when I was a little kid I stole a little shoe freshener from a big store. She was yelling at me on the car ride home, made me cry, and threw it out the window