First week of 2024 and I had to put my dog of 15 years down, 2024 can fuck right off already, I’m done with it.

i’m going through a really nasty divorce. ex called child services on me to say that i’m a danger to my kids. they started an investigation. the whole process got really dragged out. i haven’t been able to spend much time with my kids because while the investigation is ongoing, the judge ordered that i only would get them every other weekend from saturday morning til sunday evening. investigation wrapped up at the end of 2023. child services didn’t find any evidence that I’m a danger, and did in fact find evidence that my ex has been putting them in danger. 2024 will be the year I get my kids back and the year this divorce is finalized.

We’ve all realized that 2016 was our year. We already peaked.

Man, 1993 was my year.

I was born in ‘94.

Oh I feel like if we add a “Last” before the year we could say it.

“It will be my last year.”

I feel better about it than I did about 2023.

It’s cuz we pre-ordered our copies of 2024 back in 2016. Limited edition year. All stock was already claimed by then.

I did, and still do.

I’ve actually got a few really cool things coming together in my life. Job is going well. Back on the bicycle as soon as it warms back up. Back in the gym now. Another “supplement” cycle upcoming. Just bought a house. The podcast went from 0 to several thousand downloads a month in 1 year. Starting a non profit that has a huge interest in donations already. May start twitch streaming for fun.

So I’ll claim it. 2024 will be my year.

Why are these new years memes always accompanied by a picture of either Cillian Murphy or Ryan Gosling?

I haven’t. This will be my year.

2024 is going to be my year 😏

2012 was the last good year.

2024 will be my year just like every year prior to it has been lol. Just it like it has been for the vast majority of humanity and will continue to be.