JustAManOnAToilet@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.world · edit-21 year agoThree women injured in otter attack in MontanaNSFWnews.sky.comexternal-linkmessage-square35fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down19
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minus-squareThǝLobotoʍi$T@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16arrow-down2·1 year agoJust bite back, your teeth are bigger and your jaws are stronger! You are an animal, act like one!
minus-squareHank@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down1·1 year agoBeat it into a pulp. Then have sex with its corpse. Not for pleasure but to send a message to its kind.
minus-squareMagicShel@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoI don’t have any messages I need to send that badly.
minus-squareEarthwormjim91@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoThat’s what otters do. If you want to send a message you have to speak their language. Really though, otters are some of the most viscous little critters. They will rape other animals to death. Then rape their corpses. Otters are fucked up.
minus-squareHanabie@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up6arrow-down1·1 year agoAlso, your saliva is more infectious.
minus-squareFireTower@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·1 year agoMustalids routinely win against larger prey. Stout kill full size rabbits and a wolverine has been recorded to have killed a polar bear. Don’t give the otter an excuse.
Just bite back, your teeth are bigger and your jaws are stronger! You are an animal, act like one!
Beat it into a pulp. Then have sex with its corpse. Not for pleasure but to send a message to its kind.
I don’t have any messages I need to send that badly.
That’s what otters do. If you want to send a message you have to speak their language.
Really though, otters are some of the most viscous little critters. They will rape other animals to death. Then rape their corpses.
Otters are fucked up.
And yet so cute.
Also, your saliva is more infectious.
Mustalids routinely win against larger prey. Stout kill full size rabbits and a wolverine has been recorded to have killed a polar bear. Don’t give the otter an excuse.