Original meme credit to @ummthatguy.
It is time for Miles to put everyone in the pattern buffer.
When everyone’s in the pattern buffer, there won’t be anyone to screw up the computer systems. He can finally have peace.
If you love him, you put him in the pattern buffer, major. You can live there forever. And ever and ever and ever.
They all beam down here, Miles! Just ask Mbenga’s daughter, Scotty, Tom Riker, Reg Barklay, Ben Sisko, Kira Narys, Worf, Jadzia Dax, Quinn Emory, Cyrus Ramsay…
Tuvok and Vorik too. They got stuffed into the buffer in Counterpoint. For love.
Jaysus!
Hrm, we only have his word that they are, in fact, in the pattern buffer. What if, like, they were not!?
It ran out of space, whoopsie.
So Hotel California with extra steps?
Welcome to the Hotel Pattern Buffer.
Riker is a big dude… you might say that he takes up a lot of space.
Reminds me of TomSka’s “The Hole” sketches.
