Wait, do fire ants really have transparent bands in their abdomen that show the color of whatever they drink? That’s like the coolest thing ever.

Replacing bibles with dicks since 2010.

It’s working so well. Somehow they traveled back in time and must have bitten Republican leadership decades ago!

What they didn’t know was the Christians were already gayer than musicals set in Paris.

Muahahaha

Original (propably): http://liberaldarkness.com/2015/08/01/fire-ants-are-being-laced-with-homosexual-chemtrails-to-bite-christians-and-convert-them-to-homosexuality/