EinatYahav@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 8 个月前Lawmaker introduces anti-cannibalism bill after seeing prank showlawandcrime.comexternal-linkmessage-square55fedilinkarrow-up1202arrow-down14
arrow-up1198arrow-down1external-linkLawmaker introduces anti-cannibalism bill after seeing prank showlawandcrime.comEinatYahav@lemmy.today to politics @lemmy.world · 8 个月前message-square55fedilink
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up13·8 个月前She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead? So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
minus-squarebillwashere@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·8 个月前Only if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.
minus-squareSoggy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·8 个月前They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.
minus-squaretheneverfox@pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·8 个月前What, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
minus-squarepeopleproblems@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·8 个月前It’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!
She was upset because Washington legalized human burial without preserving the dead?
So, hold up. Are they worried that if you don’t preserve the dead they turn into zombies or something?
Only if you embalm them with Worcestershire sauce.
Give your meat a good ol rub!
pink…eye…
They oppose anything that challenges cultural norms.
What, do you think the funeral industry mutilates corpses and soaks them in chemicals just for enormous profit? Don’t be a conspiracy theorist.
It’s definitely not a perfect business model, what happens if people stop dying, or all people are dead?!