• Meowoem@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Me: (greets six neighbors)

    Neighbor 1: the government are lizards and you’re a lizard too!

    Neighbor 2: I didn’t ask you a god damnthing!

    Neighbor 3: …

    Neighbor 4: what the fuck are you looking at? I’ll smash your face in if you don’t fuck off

    Neighbor 5: the lizard people are government and you’re a government too!

    Neighbor 6: she left me because them woke warriors filled her head with bullshit saying it’s abusive when I hit her!

    [Wellbeing maximised]