• dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    8 months ago

    I was gonna say. The gorilla is a 800lb. problem that requires stealth, strength, and fast thinking to deal with. You’d need a smarter plan than “lure him into Banana Republic and close the security gate with him inside.” But you will need a plan.

    Also, accidentally make eye contact or show your teeth to that ape and you’re dead; like your shoes came off, dead. Can’t say the same for the snakes.

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      8 months ago

      lure him into Banana Republic

      “I wish to lodge a formal complaint about the ludicrously misleading naming of this establishment.”

      Signed Buford Francis Gorilla