I think these people may, possibly, fuck.

I adore this. It’s got personality! If someone invited me up there, i’d feel weird if i wasn’t in full vampire regalia, even if i was just popping up there because they forgot their keys on the loveseat.

Nothing like watching yourself railing someone while also watching an episode of emmerdale. Sold!

…i actually dig the aestethics. Fight me.

Is she single?

I nust sent this photo to my friend, who is 100% Morticia Adams and she said she loves it.

Honestly, this isn’t the worst thing in the world, although the crosses, chandelier, and mirrors are a bit too gaudy for my tastes. But come on - if you’re going to make a vampire-themed attic, at least go all the way and paint the walls black!

Also, that TV looks like it’d be very uncomfortable to watch while lying down…

Is there an awful taste but great execution magazine?

https://www.redfin.com/MD/Baltimore/228-Townsend-Ave-21225/home/10392075

Here’s the whole listing! So happy it’s still up. The house is really consistently decorated. Wouldn’t have expected to see football memorabilia and goth aesthetic to match so well.

TV too high.

Tell me someone ported the sub.

When you don’t have a basement, but need a dungeon.