I think this is a contender for the worst opinion column I’ve read this year - completely pointless, irrelevant and come on Matt couldn’t you think of anything a bit more interesting that happened this week?
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It’s not irrelevant, it’s irreverent. Cmon, it’s a joke article. You may be reading a bit too much into it.
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I think the author is aiming for AA Gill but ended up more AA Milne 😅