When people tell you who they are...

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

FewerWheels@mander.xyz · 8 months ago

At the risk of doxing myself, I share a uncommon name with a serial murderer. I’m not a serial murderer. So if you googled me, you can ignore that.

AdmiralShat@programming.dev · 8 months ago

This is the first thing that came to mind.

One of my female cousins shares a full name with a male pornstar.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 8 months ago

Rhonda Jeremy

This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

And you found that out when you were looking for your cousin’s porn?

homesnatch@lemm.ee · 8 months ago

Peter North?

AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

I heard those murders were Wheely bad

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 months ago

Don’t change your name, it’s the other guy who sucks.

FewerWheels@mander.xyz · 8 months ago

He’s dead too, so there’s that!

JasonDJ@lemmy.zip · 8 months ago

Did…did you kill him?

baseless_discourse@mander.xyz · 8 months ago

That’s what a serial murder would say!

FewerWheels@mander.xyz · 8 months ago

Dang, busted!

Gabu@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

I share name and surname with a gospel singer, and for a long while I rocked the Christian Jesus look. That was always fun.

bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml · 8 months ago

Delaware Armin meiwes, not German Armin meiwes.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

Joel Rifkin?