robocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agoWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldimagemessage-square239fedilinkarrow-up11.01Karrow-down121
arrow-up1985arrow-down1imageWhat animal could you take in a fight?lemmy.worldrobocall@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 9 months agomessage-square239fedilink
minus-squareakatsukilevi@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up24·edit-29 months agoWait wait wait, hear me out A snail
minus-squareSabata11792@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoIm not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.
minus-squareBytemeister@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkΕλληνικάarrow-up1·9 months agopicks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?
minus-squareivanafterall@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up6·edit-29 months agoThis guy doesn’t know about the snail.
minus-squareakatsukilevi@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoI do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?
minus-squareakatsukilevi@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 months agoThen throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
minus-squareJax@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up12·9 months agoIs the snail already chasing after me?
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10·9 months agoThis fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.
Wait wait wait, hear me out
A snail
Im not risking it unless I can verify the identity of the snail beforehand. With my luck, I know what snail it would be.
picks up pretty seashell How tough can a snail be?
Use a brick
This guy doesn’t know about the snail.
I do, but what is the snail going to do if it gets crushed by a brick?
It’s immortal.
Then throw salt at it. If it is immortal, might as well make it miserable
Is the snail already chasing after me?
This fight started in 2002 mate, you just forgot.
Decoy snail.