DBZ: a heartwarming tale of the unlikely alliance between a bumbling proletarian and a prince destined to inherit only the shame of being space-SS for an edgelord robot prince who conquered his people.

Along the way we learn all kinds of neat stuff: you CAN fuck hot, murderous androids and get them pregnant. Do not ask further. Also, if you get really super mad because your friend died and/or some pleb-ass monkey guy is making you, the monkey prince, look shitty, you’ll turn into a blond haired, green eyed Aryan masterrace monkey who shoots bigger laserballs.

Sometimes I really reflect on the useless tomes of knowledge packed into my brain and wonder what stuff I forgot in order to remember plot points to DBZ, for example.

what doesnt kill you, makes you incredibly weak

Norm MacDonald

“My dad used to say ‘whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’. That was until the accident!”

I forget which comedian said that first.

Been grinding since I was 5

…when can I stop?

All I got was PTSD

I am compelled to make it known that Vegeta finally beat Kakarot in the latest movie, Dragon Ball Super: Super Heroes.

I usually curl up into a ball and think of big boobs.