• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works
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    7 months ago

    I want to get hired to write and direct a movie.

    It will be about drop bears teaming up with emus to conquer Australia.

    The entire cast will be non-Australian, doing bad aussie accents. There will be no cgi, just stuffed koala-like creatures used via stop motion, and the emus will be a guy in a feather suit using his hand as the head of the bird.

    If anyone has a connection to a very stoned producer, tell them there’s the pitch of the century waiting on their funding.