• jaybone@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Jesus was carrying the dinosaur, which is why you don’t see the dinosaur footprints, because dinosaurs didn’t exist.

    But they only didn’t exist in order to test our faith.

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      7 months ago

      Jesus spent those misssing years casting bones out of special concrete, sailing around the world, and burying them for future archeologists.