0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agoSad, but it's truesh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up1968arrow-down119
arrow-up1949arrow-down1imageSad, but it's truesh.itjust.works0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works to linuxmemes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 8 months agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squarephoneymouse@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up38arrow-down2·8 months agoA library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
minus-squarewhere_am_i@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up43arrow-down2·8 months agoAnd then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha. And yet you’ll still be single.
A library running .2s slower will get flagged by your perf testers and you’ll need to get escalated approval to release your changes. It will be a pain.
And then eventually you will figure out it was a plot for a world-domination level backdoor, ha.
And yet you’ll still be single.