• TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee
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      6 months ago

      “Dammit, monster! Get off my lawn! I ain’t giving you no tree-fitty!” It said, “How about just two-fitty?” I said, “Oh, now it’s only two-fitty!! What?! Is there a sale on Loch Ness munchies or something?!”