• Seigest@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    The garlic bread thing is nice and all, just ease up on the cheese and butter, one day as an adult you go to your doctor and the exclaims “your chlorestoral isn’t supposed to be this high, your going to have a heart attack”. Adulting sucks.

    • KillerTofu@lemmy.world
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      8 months ago

      I’m sure there are those of the asexual community who also enjoy garlic bread. Pasta doesn’t even need to be involved!

      You see there is a metaphor for intimacy, the garlic bread, and sex, the pasta.

      • Alxe@lemmy.world
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        8 months ago

        I was just scrolling in the World feed and thinking of how true this advice is, and that I should make more garlic bread. Then your comment hit with a different perspective that makes somewhat sense.

    • SpookyAlex03@lemmy.zip
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      8 months ago

      Iirc someone made a tweet along the lines of “name something better than sex” to which another person replied “garlic bread.” Then that got screenshoted and posted to one of the ace subreddits. The post took off and now we are forever associated with garlic bread

  • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca
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    8 months ago

    What is everyone’s obsession with grains on the side of a heaping pile of grains anyway?