heavily processed soy mixed with scraps of vegetables and other powders and nutrients

As opposed to meat-based hot dogs which are heavily processed cow with scraps of pig and other powders and nutrients

Choosing hotdogs as your bastion against vegan foods being processed is fucking hilarious

Lol meatsplained

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nobody asked you, carnist

Breathe, my guy, it’s gunna be ok.

Also the ikea vege dogs are literally whole chunks of vegetables. I get them because they come with other toppings that the meat hotdogs don’t come with.

D’oh, of course “hot” means “meat”. Why didn’t I see that all along!

I propose “plantcock”