https://global-tetrahedron.com/about
Hmm, I wonder why this shadowy organization sounds so… familiar?
https://www.google.com/search?q=site%3Atheonion.com+"global+tetrahedron"
I think it might be safe to file this one under “Good News.” It sounds like everyone kept their jobs and the union is intact.
— Dr. Ellie Sattler, ahem
She’s a world-renowned paleobotanist. Just because she’s a woman (and fictitious) doesn’t make her any less-deserving of a citation.
:P