that’s not how that works, you can’t “just crash it” you’re gonna be on the hook for the value of the car

would be fun tho

The collision damage waiver that most car rental companies offer will explicitly exclude any intentional damage, so it has to look like an accident for this to work.

I got this feeling on the summer day when you were gone

I crashed my car into the bridge, I watched, I let it burn

I threw your shit into a bag and pushed it down the stairs

I crashed my car into the bridge

I don’t care, I love it

I don’t care