R2, stop licking the lightsabers, you’ll get a hairball!

R2! Hold still while I give you this oil bath! Oh no, he’s run off to the desert again to find Old Ben.

“Captain! All the other droids died, but this little one fixed the ship and saved us!” “Be careful in the future though, it says 8 out of 9 lives left.”

R2D2 is a cat.