Basically title. I hate seeing alle the “yeah baby spread 'em”, “uugh I came to this” and the creator’s canned response to boost traffic to their onlyfans.
However, it feels weird not acknowledging a good post, especially in growing communities.
Well, just state the fact like “I approve of this butthole”, or “the artist did a great job at detailing this pubic hair patch”.
But yeah, I totally get it, it is tough.
Yeah, baby, I want to fill you up with eels
works every time
my nipples explode with delight!
Jesus, you actually made me laugh! Good on you!
I always enjoy a good pun but any genuine response is good. If i comment on posts i tend to go with my initial reaction.
just being nice is good. keeping the focus on the picture or title and not on yourself as the person commenting is also good. “you have great tits, they look gorgeous!” vs “your tits make my cock so hard and ready to cum on them”.
if there’s a sexy title that invites sexy responses (like a question or whatever) I don’t think there’s anything wrong with answering it. just don’t go overboard and turn it into a paragraph of sext.
being rude or implying the poster isn’t good enough for you is always cringe, unless you’re on a kink subreddit dedicated to that kind of thing.
talk like a normal person and not like a porno
“Well done m’lady. I tip my fedora to thee!”
The best way is to do so objectively:
I really like the lighting in this scene!
What great shot composition!
I can see you worked hard on this! Good job!
This is the way. Compliment the craftsmanship.
don’t say “good job” though, it comes off as like…praising a child?
Unless the poster is into that, of course.
If the creator says something provocative, I don’t see a big problem in responding with something in horny mode. (But it’s probably good to use private browsing and VPN to feel more anonymous).
Otherwise I just be normal and kind, I guess.
That is a wonderful question and I can tell you with certainty that I have no Idea either!
My brain always wants to comment on something in the image completely unrelated to the purpose of the content for some reason and I never do because I feel like it might be a little rude? Don’t get me wrong I fully enjoy the main content of the image but sometimes people just have such interesting things in the background or on their person. Sometimes Im just tired of being horny and want to make a pun.
“10/10 butthole” where “butthole” is whatever is noteworthy about the post
When I feel the need to reply, I simply just say “Thanks for sharing.”
I say “Good even’n madam, fine weather yes? Blessed day and good fortune”, cum and leave.
Respectful and you sound like a gentleman which is really what people want on the internet.
To me, that comes across as quite dismissive. Almost like you’re saying “I acknowledge that you’ve posted something” but then saying nothing about the content of the post. It’s far too generic.
IMHO, I’m down with it being generic. It’s a stranger from the internet. Not looking to chat. I’m just an upvote and a thank you.
I just match the level of cringe that’s already in the comments. If the comments are full of stuff like “nice ass” or “beautiful” it’s one thing but if every other comment is in the vein of “I want to tie you up and fill your ass with orange juice while I cum in your hair” then anything is fair game
I go with “nice” or a thumbs up. I don’t think it’s possible to comment on a porn post without being cringe. Sometimes you just gotta embrace the cringe.