A little bit of reddit brain I still have is that “masturbate” feels too formal so I have to stop myself from saying “fap” instead. It feels so cringe but it’s locked in my head as the “proper” informal term.
Well, let’s be honest, talking about masturbation is gonna be cringe no matter which word you use, so you might as well use increasingly grotesque and absurd euphemisms.
For instance, I recently carried out some leftist agitation in the Southern District, which culminated in a mass deportation of Whites.
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A little bit of reddit brain I still have is that “masturbate” feels too formal so I have to stop myself from saying “fap” instead. It feels so cringe but it’s locked in my head as the “proper” informal term.
Well, let’s be honest, talking about masturbation is gonna be cringe no matter which word you use, so you might as well use increasingly grotesque and absurd euphemisms.
For instance, I recently carried out some leftist agitation in the Southern District, which culminated in a mass deportation of Whites.
Firing the Surgeon General is always a fun one. But yours is amazing.