Idaho bar celebrates "Heterosexual Awesomeness Month" with free beer for straight men - LGBTQ Nation
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A "Christian, conservative, Constitution supporter" is holding the opposite of Pride Month at his Boise bar... but it still sounds pretty gay.
  • Flying Squid@lemmy.world
    505·
    6 months ago

    Two men come in: “Hi, I’m straight, give me my free beer and one for my buddy here who’s also straight.”

    Bartender: “Here are your free beers.”

    Man: “Thank you, and now here is our beer celebration”

    The two men proceed to make out.

    • HonkyTonkWoman@lemm.ee
      242·
      6 months ago

      I’m tempted to go in there as a trans woman & try to convince them to give me free beer because they think I’m a dude. Given that I like women, by their logic, that just makes me a straight guy dressed like a woman, ergo… FREE BEER!!!

      • sparkle@lemm.eeCymraeg
        5·
        6 months ago

        Please never imply temptation to go to Idaho again. I live in the deep south and even I’m afraid of that hellhole