• SOB_Van_Owen@lemm.ee
      8·
      11 days ago

      There was a young man that said “damn”

      For it certainly seems that I am

      A creature that moves in determinate grooves

      I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram

    • fiercekitten@lemm.eeEnglish
      6·
      11 days ago

      I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!

      • idiomaddict@feddit.de
        1·
        2 days ago

        I know a different version from the other two:

        There once was a man from Nantucket

        Who put all his shit in a bucket

        And one day he tripped

        And the bucket, it flipped

        And he said “ah well fuck it”

      • Agrivar@lemmy.world
        7·
        11 days ago

        As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:

         

        There once was a man from Nantucket,

        Whose dick was so long he could suck it.

        He said with a grin,

        As he wiped off his chin,

        “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”

      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        7·
        11 days ago

        There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:

        There was a young man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
    He said with a grin
    As he wiped off his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."