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minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up26arrow-down1·edit-27 months agoCan someone buy this for my poor ass? Because, like most philosophers, I’m unemployed.
minus-squareSundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·7 months agoHave you thought about trying out for stand-up philosophy?
minus-squarePunnyName@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·7 months agoMan, I’m tired. I just wanna sleep.
minus-squareA_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·7 months agoI’m employed and I still can’t afford new clothes
Can someone buy this for my poor ass?
Because, like most philosophers, I’m unemployed.
Have you thought about trying out for stand-up philosophy?
Man, I’m tired. I just wanna sleep.
Oh, a bullshit artist!
I’m employed and I still can’t afford new clothes