Whoopsy-daisy! We had a fucky-wucky and lost a $100 million war toy! We’re a smol bean, can we get some help finding it pwease? uwu
Also, in unrelated news, the average time on a wait list in the US for rental assistance is 2.5 years, and 582,000 Americans are experiencing homelessness.
In more unrelated news, the average wait time for a new patient to see a fucking doctor is 26 days.
So much for that wait time argument against socialized medicine.
Xi took off with it on his spy balloon. I saw it from my window when I woke up this morning.
The PLA is reverse engineering it as we speak to learn what not to do when designing planes.
I mean I’m sure the $400 billion dollars spent on designing the thing must have created something useful and wasn’t just used to line the pockets of executives at Lockheed Martin, right?
The F-35 is genuinely an amazing airplane, even if the American MIC is one of, if not the most, evil organisations on the planet.
It has many groundbreaking capabilities like the ability to turn off its transponder and fly itself directly to hainan
It’s definitely amazing at funneling money into the MIC. The number of crashes and lost planes make me think it isn’t great, but being more of a train person I’ll admit I don’t know much about planes. Not to mention I’ve heard the carrier version has real problems with salt water degrading the stealth coating, but when has salt water been a problem on the ocean, right?
Can confirm, the plane was snuck into Cuba
Someone in Cuba did the San Andreas jump jet cheat code this morning and the plane teleported to Havana
follow the smoke
To the riff-filled land, right?
…To the riff-filled land, right?!
We trust these people with Nuclear Bombs…
They lose those too! Look up “broken arrow.” There’s 3 nukes that are just missing and couldn’t be found after accidents.
3 that we know of.
It’s probably just hidden in the last place they’d ever look: Inside an Ethics textbook.
Of course they can’t find it, it’s a stealth plane
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it’s yours. If not, it was never meant to be.
If the F-35 loved you back, it’d fly back home to base.
This just raises further questions!!
It had a secret affair with a Chinese spy balloon. Modern day Romeo and Juliet.
Concerning
It activated stealth mode and manually reduced its RADAR profile into that of a 2D object
VTOL (vertical take off and landing) is still so clumsy, if the US actually had access to Alien tech, you’d think they can have some sort of anti-gravity device. The whole UFO thing by the Government is a big psyop.
