Well my favourite people are the people I know and love. My favourite character keeps changing so thats a tough call too. And I don’t want a roommate anyways :(.

But if I had to, gandalf is moving in ig.

Ehhh, to play along, I have to ignore the fact that I don’t have favorite people that aren’t already friends. I also have to give the caveat that my favorite characters are all mine.

But, I think I’d rather have the new friend than the new roommate. That’s just in general, but I also can’t imagine any of the characters on the list lasting as roommates. Being a roommate is a pain in the ass that most crimes adults can’t tolerate for long.

But yeah, I think my favorite public figure would be a good friend. Mind you, it depends on exactly how limited the standard is. If we go living or dead, the person changes.

Edit: didn’t know if you wanted the names. Living, it would be David Mack, a fairly well known artist that I’ve actually met a few times. Dead, it’s Kurt Vonnegut

Bonus round, I’ll take the enemy. Pretty much any characters I “hate”, are hated because they’re poorly written and thus ineffective. Caveat being that if I dislike a character enough, I’ll just stop reading/watching whatever it is long before it turns to hate.

Edit for name: Sealy Booth. Yeah, he’s an FBI agent on the show, but wtf is he going to do besides being snide at me? He’s now an enemy, but I’m just a middle aged crippled fuck, not a serial killer

You know, after some reflection, I think the bonus round might just end in me committing a crime regardless. Hmm.

Also this WYR is probably a bit too serious and open, needs more stupid(ly specific) to fit in with the crowd. Realized that a little late.