• Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    “Uncle Cletus’s 400 grit toilet paper”

    Are you tired of those ‘woke’ and cushy liberal toilet paper made from weak and pansy processed cellulose? Try Uncle Cletus’s proprietary silicon carbide formula enhanced with sand sourced from All American beaches! Now you can show your patriotism by bleeding red from the ass during every trump-approved toilet visit