Years later, I looked at my wedding party of six groomsmen and realized that every single one of them had, like me, grown up in a small Ohio town before leaving for Ohio State. To a man, all of them had found that couches coud satisfy them more than a women ever could, and that books are really just zipped HTML, and nobody really checks PGP signatures.

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        3 months ago

        It says that “No, JD Vance Did Not Say He Had Sex with Couch Cushions” then it says FALSE. So he did fuck a couch. Thanks for clearing it up!

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          3 months ago

          There was a fact check about this recently that actually had to be retracted.

          He didn’t WRITE about having sex with a couch. There’s no way to factually disprove him having sex with a couch… There’s also no way to prove he did… but it’s impossible to be 100% certain that he’s never fucked a couch.