• Flying Squid@lemmy.worldOP
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    3 months ago

    I am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.

    Does that look like a couch to you?

    He fucks couches.

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        3 months ago

        JD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.

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          3 months ago

          Even with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best

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            3 months ago

            Are you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That’s ludicrous and I won’t have it.

            I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you’ll be hearing from their lawyer!