I don’t know about you but I armed myself. I will help me.

A less endearing Dwight Schrute

Not having kids.

I don’t want my car to know anything. I want it to do what I say and only what I say without question. I’m thinking of getting a 70’s truck.

People think kids can do less and less. I was ten when I was allowed out in a rowboat by myself on the lake my grandparents had a cottage on in the 90’s. Walk a mile? We went all fucking over. I don’t get it. Shit the rule at school was if you lived within half a mile you walked to school.

They literally said putting a murderer away for life is like locking everyone up.

Murderers =/= everyone. What a dumbass argument you’re making.

Taking a murderer off the streets?

Not really. You keep telling yourself that.

Tulsi Gabbard was ridiculed for being a Russian plant long before she was running for Trump. The ridicule is because she never was serious about any Dem policy and it was obvious.

Seems to not understand the thought experiment which is a way to contemplate infinity.

There’s a HEMA gym by me. I’ve thought about it before but I don’t know if I would stick with it and it seems like a steep buy in.

Nah, it’s a perfectly fine snappy response to a loaded question.

I had spinner hubcaps on my clapped out 85 Monte Carlo in 2004, it was awesome.

I work with people who would call themselves masculine in our company’s management. They think they’re masculine because they follow sports. I think they’re quite efete myself. I hunt, fish, shoot guns, backpack camp, they all tell me it would be too much for them. I don’t consider myself extremely masculine, I have a wide range of hobbies, shit I have two glitter drawers and drag supplies.

He’s always been a cretin so whatever else is on top of that. Cretin is his foundation.

Yeah it is. We used to use it when I was a kid. I gotta clean it though. Thick cigarette dust coats everything he left me.

Mall ninja swords mostly. Some bokkens and knives too.

Bury me with my sweet vice I scored for free that one day.

I’m leaving a bunch of tools and crafting supplies. I hope I jumpstart a career or hobby when I die or it gets tossed whatever I will be dead.