Frankly all of 4chan should.

But then our supply chain of clinically insane greentexts would fail.

Resident Evil:

Numerous non-residents are evil too

Did you keep it?

Sometimes Anon says or does something so ridiculous that we just have to respond to it out of sheer frustration or disbelief.

Anon is out of control

This is a well-established and active server, and I don’t have any political agenda. If I did, my personal politics are very left, so that wouldn’t be where I’d start.

Chill and enjoy the greentexts or filter the community if you’re not enjoying them.

Anon doesn’t realize how good he has it.

God doesn’t come around these parts

There’s just something about it

Never knowing what to expect is the fun part of reading greentexts.

Guy love deaf girl. Girl hearing fixed. Guy say he love her.

Many Yiddish words like “schlep” are so mainstream that it doesn’t even register with me.

Beans

AI really is taking our jobs, huh?

Step 1. Give up your sanity

This is like an episode of House.

I’ve just been saving random greentexts for years that get posted elsewhere. It’s much better than trying to sift through the porn and other garbage yourself.

I’m glad you’re enjoying these. I’ll keep logging in to post greentexts until I forget.

Anon is the Messiah

And his dad is a meth dealer