Granted.
Time is frozen. And so is the air around you. You can’t move.
Earth’s rotation is also frozen. What isn’t frozen are you and your bestie, who are now suddenly moving at hundreds of mph relative to everything around you.
But since the air around you doesn’t move, you are instantly turned into a fine red paste, held in place by the unmoving air, resembling your form for the rest of untime
I think someone’s running a cryptominer on my brain
I have 47 different degrees and two years of experience as a degree forger
Time to die with highly visible boots
Heavy use of incest to gain control over Afro-Eurasia
That’s what that is? I always thought it was the milky way
Is flag day a real thing? This episode is the inly instance where I’ve ever heard about it
What’s the name of that African king who was the richest man in all of history? I don’t remember anything about him but his salary
Fuck hopeless stories. All my homies believe in the indomitable human spirit
Würd mir stinken wenn ich Kokain im Wert von einer Million Euro auf diese Weise verlier
The first thing I think of when I hear volunteer is soup kitchen, and after a quick check it turn out my local one doesn’t need any more people at this time. What are some other places one can volunteer, that might not be so obvious?
Yes, after the took off their lifebelts and tied them under the door for adden buoyancy.
I think two people, already stressed to their teeth, now also suffering from hypothermia can be forgiven for not having the same presence of mind in that situation
Sigh
I’m getting the penis flattener
Iirc, cochlear implants don’t actually produce sounds, but an electro static (?) feedback. So the aliens aren’t actually vulnerable to sounds but to that.
The movie probably could have explained that better
People are STILL bringing up the “there’s enough room” arguments?
The movie LITERALLY shows you why it doesn’t work. At first they both try to climb on it, but they’re too heavy and the stupid thing capsizes. Only then is Jack like “You go take it, Imma good”
Also, Mythbusters tried it and got the same results. 2 people to heavy, 1 ok.
If you told me that the miles Americans use for distance and the miles in mph are two different distances I wouldn’t straight up believe you, but still double check later
Or found dead in an apartment, having committed suicide via several shots to the head