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Why stop at Jax?
I wanna be Cyrax or if possible, the Cyborg Sub-Zero
Midwestern Oaf
Shy, but willing to talk if approached
Why stop at Jax?
I wanna be Cyrax or if possible, the Cyborg Sub-Zero
You mean the country that just misplaced a billion dollar fighter plane also loses billions of dollars in armor and weapons?
Yeah, they’re both bad in different ways, lest anyone think Marvel is just slightly off-color
Like when they had Northstar come out as gay, then immediately have it turn out he’s not a mutant he’s half-fairy, then having him contract HIV and then ignoring him for five years
Or when they had Shatterstar come out as bi, only to have Rob Liefeld come in and be like “No, he’s straight! He’s always been straight!”
And let’s not forget keeping sex pest Chuck Austen employed for far too long
Comics have been a weird mixing pot of progressive thought and reactionary stench-blasts since their inception
And if you think Marvel comics is bad, DC had Green Lantern’s best friend, an Inuit man, be referred to by a slur until the late 90’s (maybe longer, even, since that’s when I stopped reading Green Lantern)
Hell, let’s not forget the entire Ape-Controlled Africa thing from Flashpoint
He got a full throat tattoo as a gag!
It’s a terrifying concept to be sure, especially since the majority of mutants don’t have amazing powers, they just look different
I mean, the comics forget that point pretty frequently, but I always like to remember it
I don’t know if it’s prophecy or the fact that we all expect the worst of all outcomes and the world rarely fails to surprise us
This is true
It’s how I have my current partner
It’s a foolproof visual diagram because thanks to corporate interests helping to remove funding from public schools, the average USA-an can only read around or below a fourth grade level!
Your toaster is trying to play Tetris
And doing really badly
switch online
I’m just gonna see if I can find a copy
I played a fan-translated rom called Earthbound Zero
I don’t think it was translated very well because they stuck in a lot of unnecessary cursing and off-color jokes
I seen anyone assaulting a child, I am not holding anything back
I will hurt them
Probably both knowing a lot of 40K chuds
Clearly, these are secret Chinese/Russian/Iranian
bots, no right-thinking person would ever be so slur/insult/racism
!
HE DIDN’T USE THE INSULT THAT I REMEMBER FROM MY YOUTH, BUT A SIMILAR AND ENTIRELY INTERCHANGEABLE ONE!
BILLIONS MUST DIE
Hoodwinked!
Bamboozled!
Hornswoggled even!
Perhaps even gazumped
Zounds!
Gadzooks!
By Jove!
Wasn’t Biden the one who called Obama “clean and articulate?”
It’s especially funny knowing that canonically, that guy’s killed, slept with, and eaten nearly every form of life in the known universe
Usually not in that order though