Fucking never, the texture grosses me out

That was supposed to be the joke of the question, but I don’t think it landed lol. It’s just so absurd, on the one hand you’ve got Iron Mike, one of the best to ever do it, and the other you’ve got well Jake Paul.

Watched the trailer for civil war recently, and that has me interested without giving very much away

How they fell trees without fucking themselves up is pretty impressive too

My son is also named Borts

Username checks out

I do. Love a good jean jacket, it’s like pants for your arms. Wear it with jeans and you’ve got yourself a Canadian tuxedo!

The fuck are all those big cats doing so low?

My music at work by the tragically hip

Beau is a gem, his human bean video lifted me out of a bit of a dark age in my life and got me running again

Joker blowing up the hospital in the nurse outfit is pretty iconic

Make people feel safer… right.

Self check outs basically transferred the labour from an employee supplied by the grocer to the consumer, resulting in lower employment costs for the grocer and greater time and effort expenditure for the consumer.

The deliberate programming choices of the self check outs at loblaws are especially annoying :do you want to donate to charity on our behalf? Accidentally scan an item twice? Gotta wait for someone to come cancel it for you. It takes like 5 clicks to get to paying these fuckers.

Then they want to surveill everyone on the way out like they don’t trust you, after they transferred all the labour to you?

Ya fuck that, no wonder people get pissed. Like seriously fuck off. And on top of all that you get absolutely gouged.

Went from shopping there weekly to never stepping foot in that god awful store, spend your money elsewhere.

And in the case of 2024 year old baby Jesus, the Holy Spirit is… NOT the Father!

Sounds like a text book case of remembering. There’s a great tragically hip line that goes “it would seem to me, I remember every single fucking thing I know!”

Top notch, give this guy the $10,000

Sweet, just backing up the family photos then?

What are you putting in them?

So much optimism about the internet, what a trip

Save me!

Everything is a stoner comedy if you’re stoned enough according to this guy