Have we tried drinking bleach?

Oi, you got a loiscense for that knife mate?

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover

And my penis was missing again.

This happens all the time.

It’s detachable.

What are the chances of that? Plus I don’t think the runways are nearby anywhere. A lot more likely it was intentional.

Sarcophashits

Just the earth is flat, everything else is sphere. That’s why there’s only life on earth

Nestle would poison every source of water in the world if it meant swelling a few more bottles of water.

More red around the blue.

Should have 5 years ago. Mostly cause fuck disney, but I get why you had it.

You mean Soviet America?

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One can hope there is plenty more of that before they even get into office…

Where do you get those numbers? I mostly ask because I think the new car and used car prices seem high. Also, the rent seems low, but obviously rent is extremely location dependant.

Why isn’t this marked NSFW? It’s highly arousing.

Poor or rich, people on the whole will choose the more affordable option.

Yup, the 45 stylized to resemble a swastika…

But I feel they have more legitimacy and say than you or I. That being said, language is a fluid thing and influenced by the masses.

The man who invented the format/word. He gave his input as well.

That’s Biden and the Democrats fault obviously, they set it up to fail and make trump look bad.

It’s a joke from another meme. There was much debate about how to pronounce gif. Is it like the beginning of give or more like jiffy.

This is a level 2 meme, you have to know a level 1 meme to understand this one.