C’mon, just enhancing the rust-punk feel,

I’m just going to hope that FratBoiBret introduced him to boofiing and Alito is recovering from alcohol poisoning.

Maybe he won’t recover…

I was trying to figure out wtf people were doing in Spore (the video game.)

Wage theft, and financial crimes, too

Maybe it’s Maybelline, but maybe it’s make believe.

Doesn’t seem too ugly though. Just needs a shampoo and a trim.

I’m glad he didn’t, saggy old man turd boobs should stay covered

Nobody wants to see that…

I have a timeshare cat (I watch him when his family goes out of town,) whose ordinary as standoffish as they come.

Unless you happen to be one of like 3 people. It’s fun watching him figure out which one to harass with his aggressive affection,

Do I need to click? (Nope), Congrats OP!

For the record, if you go to carpet stores you can frequently get discounts by getting discards, or like, broken packs of the tiles.

The trouble is, the scraps aren’t always what you’re looking for.

Surprised that they having to go to court. Like “we pay your repair bills, some for the lawyer. Everyone wins.”

Nope, I work in contract security, If you’re going to be pissing off fascists like that, I would suggest Pinkertons.

They have a long history providing the kind of security services we don’t really talk about much. Like managing strike lockouts and strikebreaking type stuffs.

If you were going to provoke ravening hordes of red-hatted assholes, they’re the company I’d want between me and the assholes. Even if they are, themselves, frequently on the wrong side IMO- for example all the strike breaking-

Ted Cruz is a penis, and posting his picture violates indecency laws, like displaying genitals to minors.

Not to mention, they’ve lost the cultural primer to understand, even if they had the original texts.

Like, even people who study this shit for a living don’t fully understand what they’re getting at or all the cultural references. But it probably safe to say that if it was “prophetic” it was probably a thinly veiled criticism of someone powerful.

I feel like Archie needs an orange ascott. Just saying.

A very dapper fellow.

Yeah. So. To clarify, you’re okay with discriminating against people, so long as they’re the right people?

insults aren’t illegal, and spam mail isn’t generally illegal either. as far as I know, there’s no law against sending an occasional email even if it is spam. the general exceptions are for commercial/businesses types and that’s generally only really illegal when it breaks the email carriers.

besides which, the OP is talking about opening a ticket on Reddit’s customer service system, not actually sending an email. Spez won’t even see it.

All them Originalists on the SCROTUS gonna be like “WUT? that’s not what they meant…Now. hold this funnel for my beer…”

At a guess?

The inbred rednecks up in the hills that soak up all the water for almonds and other crops that have no business being grown in a desert.

(This is, for the record, in distinction to most the rednecks that suck up all the water… these ones are just “extra”, if you understand.)

If his brain started dribbling out his ears, or something similarly odd and mostly fatal…would they give a reason?

Or should I not get my hopes up?

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