How are they not getting the book thrown at them by Microsoft?

That story’s rad AF

Why was soup chosen over any other liquid?

Let’s see how well it will do when fed into the maw of the Pi hole

The dog is sniffing them for explosive residue.

I want to be him

I still like to call it Twitter in the extraordinarily unlikely event that Elon sees this post and gets triggered over it.

To be fair, it isn’t a terrible idea to merge entities that have the same name, regardless of context or consequence.

Georgia: Georgia (country), Georgia (US State), and South Georgia (the UK overseas island territory)

Washington: Washington State and Washington DC

Carolina: North and South Carolina

Dakota: North and South Dakota

Virginia: Virginia and West Virginia

For funsies let’s do it with companies as well

Delta Airlines and Delta Faucet (the plumbing supplies company)

Dominos Pizza and Domino Sugar

United Airlines and United Van Lines

X (Twitter) and X.org, provided that X.org takes full ownership away from Elon

Just mash them all together!

What would happen if one of these tiny black holes hit Earth? The article doesn’t really talk about it.

But it has to share it with Herzegovina, so more like 6 miles for Bosnia and 6 miles for Herzegovina

They also gain approval from the Royal Society of Putting Things On Top Of Other Things.

Here I present a little something I call a Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V

Fun fact: soldiers in the Roman Legions would find their maniples before battle and during exercises by pointing their phones at the SPQR codes held up by the standard bearer.

The Sun being fake is a new one to me.

The attorney general argued in court that the prosecutor at the time denied racial motivations for removing Black jurors and asserted there was nothing improper about touching the murder weapon without gloves at the time.

The attorney general is an idiot and lacking in basic evidence collection knowledge.

Some people will say that science has gone too far. I, however, do not think it has gone far enough.

I wonder if anyone rich enough has decided on undertaking the quest to get and hold as many citizenships as possible.

There’d probably be difficulty though getting simultaneous citizenships for North Korea / South Korea citizenship, Russia / Ukraine, or Republic of China / People’s Republic of China.

Durov – who has citizenship in France as well as Russia, the United Arab Emirates, and the Caribbean archipelago of St. Kitts and Nevis

How can someone have four simultaneous citizenships?

Is it money? Gotta be money.

Line go up 💹

Appliances are super expensive. It doesn’t help that so many of them have planned obsolescence built in so they fail just after their warranty period.

One little thing I learned is that upper “tier” appliances that cost more share many of the same components as cheaper models. The fancy clothes washing machine might have a color touchscreen but the motors and control boards are the same, so you could save a lot of money by just getting the cheaper model with buttons rather than one that is capable of running Skyrim.

A good way to check is to look for maintenance manuals for these appliances. If you see parts lists that are shared between the more expensive and cheaper models, you’re better off going with the cheaper one.