This joke is about, how dog owners don’t speak out trigger words, when talking to other humans, to not over agitate their dog.

Mary: “Hey Sam, how about we go take a …”

Sam: “Pssshhht, don’t say it!”

Mary: “Ah ok. I meant we take a W. A. L. K. later on”

löle

Who hurt you so much?

No need to tell a random dude what he should or shouldn’t do. :p

Where did I mention toxicity or a fatal dose of THC?

Or if you decide to take other drugs that night. You don’t want to mix alcohol with THC for example.

He sweared to god he was a fish!

5. Upload the file here.

5. Open a new Word document, embed the scanned image

6. Print as PDF

7. Upload the file here

Qu’est-ce que c’est?

Sure, throw them away. But you also won’t get back your

€0.15 (12p) per can and €0.25 per plastic bottle

you pay on top for every beverage (canned or in plastic).

Here we are doing it for so long, I don’t remember when we introduced this system and I can say:

• Trash on the streets reduced by a whole lot
• It just became a part of our shopping routine.

I’m pretty sure, you will find the necessary energy and time.

Rickey Rat

Been a long time gone, Constantinople

ahem…

In this new wave of memes, people tend to confuse music genres. We should call the police on them.

As a dog owner, your image definitely hurt. But it also transported very well what you were trying to tell (in a very dark and cinycal way).

Also, protests that don’t hurt, aren’t protests.

I get the message but not the downvotes.

Two on a business flight

Platform: nightcafe

Prompt: a man in business suite sitting in an airplane looking out of the window and seeing a winged flying horse between the clouds, Cinematic film still, shot on v-raptor XL, film grain, vignette, color graded, post-processed, cinematic lighting, 35mm film, live-action, best quality, atmospheric, a masterpiece, epic, stunning, dramatic

Engine: Flux

Vibes?