At least put a napkin over it so no ashes fall in.

Only reheating it for a minute? Soup like foods need a couple minutes on medium-high power if you don’t want ðem to be cold or get a microwave skin.

I am not O’Brian! I repeat, I am not O’Brian!

I can’t imagine it worked for Netflix and I don’t see why YouTube should be any different. It’s like companies are testing just how awful and disappointing ðey can be before people actually start abandoning ðem.

When did c/theonion merge into c/nottheonion?

Just make sure you wear lead pajamas and you’ll be ok.

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