And the company he partnered with was

Amazon

Jesus fuck you couldn’t back button out of that link

Are you choosing to go to the store that does $20 instead of $19.99?

Does that store exist?

It’s more that the customer refuses to buy the $20 item but at 19.99 it seems just a little more attainable.

Musk isn’t a natural born citizen of the US and therefore can’t be President or VP

Everett is a fan of the concept of severance

TIL all the Narnia kids except Susan die in a train crash, tf??

Damn he stepped into that one

Los Angeles? Pretty confident none of their big races are gonna be turned by this

That is the ugliest damn cat

I’m engaged in your comment

The carpet in the bathroom is the bigger problem

Geeze I always thought Everett was an old man but even the babies look like old men so I guess he’s new father age???

1. Aetna CVS Caremark
2. Cigna Express Scripts
3. fucking ticketmaster
4. Google
5. Kroger (and they want to merge AGAIN?)

Let’s start here for now

Love how there doesn’t even appear to be a baseman threatening to get him out

I’m so thankful with this latest SLAMMING he clearly has no shot of winning.

“considering job hunting”

That robot DROID voice was creepy hahaha

TIL doff is the opposite of don

If Harris wins MI WI PA but loses AZ NV NC GA, that Omaha district is her 270th electoral vote.

Cause 269-269 is probably a win for Trump. So this could matter quite a bit.