Weasels ripped my flesh!
Speed running? More like dodging.
I wish this happened to the GOP convention.
If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries.
Tampon Tim will stop the red wave.
I bet that food still hasn’t spoiled.
From the article:
“## How did the UFO crash in 1947 left onlookers puzzled?
The story of the 1953 crash has been retold umpteen times by the locals of the area.”
So which is it? A 1947 crash or a 1953 crash?
Going down to Georgia implies that Georgia is under hell.
Thank you.
Could it also be considered “shoe gazer”?
Serious question: what style of music is this?
America is #1 in production of aircraft carriers. America is #1 in the number of incarcerated citizens per capita. America is #1 in the number of adults who think angels are real. America is #1 in defense spending.
Russia went from being the second best military in the world, to being the second best militarily in Ukraine, to being the second best military in Russia.
Did you r-u-n-n-o-f-t?