I hadn’t had “the talk” and assembled my own understanding about marriage = “the ability to touch each other’s private parts.”

I remember thinking, at the age of probably 8 or 10ish, that a bride and a groom, after they were married, in their fancy full wedding outfits would stand on either side of the sink (specifically in my house’s upstairs crappy bathroom with mildewy tile) and expose themselves to each other, and then the bride would reach across the sink and “tag” touch the groom’s crotch and then pull her dress up, and… at that point I didn’t really understand what she would “have” under her wedding dress, but I did assume the groom would reach over and basically “tag you’re it” style touch her, at which point the act would conclude.

I didn’t have a name for this act, but I was pretty sure this is what adults all did immediately after marriage, one time only. I didn’t associate it with babies or anything, more a rite of passage.

Am I doing the math right? That like 27k a day?

me too, and confusion: …the Librarians HAVE to be inside the schools…

Stavvy has a great, sexy calendar that he puts out every year.

Montane

That explains why they were so confused: Even their uncles were ants!

… Yep… And we repeat that sentiment for Hamas.

Sim Ant ?

Welcome. Let’s make a recovery space here. Haven’t seen much.

Does that cat have a very distinct odor?

Ab so lutely

Ima newbien minda Trix don’ta work on me!

If I am reading this headline and understanding the article correctly, “yes they’re on a power trip it seems” But… You can be charged with “x” and then found Innocent months later… Which, I think is slow, but at least it’s “working” under the f’d up faulty system we (or in this case, TN) have in place.

You can be CHARGED with any kinda bs and be innocent, yes. Me personally, I’ve been charged with crimes, I’ve been ticketed unjustly, and usually had some recourse. In Europe I got tickets once and had no recourse whatsoever (a blitzer got me, but I was driving a friend’s car).

…and evidently you all hate grammar.

Is there a fediverse group for FRIENDS OF DESOTO?

Hahaha. Whoa! So different. Mine is All stand up comedians and military training things and toolmakers DIY stuff.

For some reason the thing that was resounding in my head while reading was a loud “THIS GUY FUCKS!”

I click on the piped bot links EVERY time. I want them to work. This did not load whereas the YouTube link “just works”

As a Spanish learner this makes a ton of sense. Pinecones and pineapple share a name in Spanish!

Came here to say this. Gotta be Ollie’s