Ben Hur Horse Race

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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • With an idea like this you don’t make a Lemmy post, sir, you write this up (and get a lawyer (or a notary at a minimum) to sign an affidavit that this is your IP) and you get a meeting with no one less than the CEO of Burger King, Joshua Kobza.

    You’re going to need to do a proof-of-concept reel though, so you’ll need to have a friend film your balls in mid-swing whilst you penetrate a chick who’s willing to do this bit of acting.

    There are plenty of tutorials for papier-mâché mask making, so try to do a good enough job making the mask.

    Don’t give up on this idea- when I think of some veiny, hairy balls of a dude in a creepy mask flapping against a wet twat I can’t imagine not wanting to buy peanuts to eat
















  • you dont mail them back all at once, you collect them and send them back in the envelopes they provide.

    they are very, very light.

    mail trucks go from my community mailbox to the city centre, then to the other hub whether or not my few ounces of brush heads are in there.

    Nothing is perfect. Take biodegradable trash bags for example. There’s a higher carbon cost to make those than thin petro-chemical regular bags. You need to weigh up landfill waste vs energy costs with everything, but with more energy. Same with mining for lithium for EV batteries.

    Nothing is perfect. This, I believe, is a better choice.