Joke? That’s not a joke, Elon Musk’s presidency is bought and paid for.

This dumb mother fucker could be goaded into going harder on the tariffs. He’s going to cripple the economy over his ego, again.

Talk to your college and the library about jobs.

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I knocked out as much saturated fat and cholesterol from my diet as I could and I dropped 10 lbs without much effort.

You just start thinking about that last scene in Men In Black where the universe is just a marble in an alien bag and how tiny and insignificant we all are.

Died in a tragic bowling accident involving a penguin and two moose, never should have happened.

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I was kind of hoping DFS would come back to Dallas, he’s kind of a favorite around here.

What are they calling mass killings in the US? 38 seems super low.

He just tried to start a war with Iran, NBD.

The real assassin is in Russia.

He’s underage and the prostitute is committing statutory rape. Either we decide as a society that any underage can make the decision to hire a prostitute or none of them can. Special privileges because you’re terminally ill male is a slippery slope.

Wild story. Totally unethical, and there’s no way to make it morally correct. Horrible situation to be put in because you feel bad for the kid who’s dying and want to give him a good time while he’s alive, but there is no good way of honoring his wish.

Wait until she’s married and her spouse’s parents are divorced too and now she has 5 or 6 Christmases to go to and she’s completely burned out on the holiday she once loved.

I fucking knew it. I asked him for a skateboard when I was little and he got me this skinny piece of crap that wouldn’t even roll down the driveway, he couldn’t even get a basic gift right.

Neither of them seem to know about a large part of the internet that’s into the pee stuff.

Pft, just capture the ISO time that you started writing the variable.

https://bsky.app/profile/kalkaline.bsky.social/post/3ldobjgod6s23 damn, I thought no one was stupid enough to take the joke that far.

You can’t fine a baby, you just fine the mother twice.